Cover: We’ve become SEEN-AGERS
Inside: That’s a Senior-Teenager. We have everything we wanted as teenagers, only 50 years later. We don’t have to go to work or school. We get allowances every month. We have our own places. We don’t have curfews. We have driver’s licenses and our own cars. The people we hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, and the drugs we take are legal. And we don’t have acne. Happy Birthday.
